There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have fence marks all over my body
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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