I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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