I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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