i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
