I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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