im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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