He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I want to fling myself into the sun
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know her cup size but not her name....
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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