are you still at the devil's house?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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