I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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