D3 body, D1 cock
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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