Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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