I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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