He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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