problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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