talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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