I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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