am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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