i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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