You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I touched a dick in church today
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