Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize