one might say we're banned from that church
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We need to get me chipped asap
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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