Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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