My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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