Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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