Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize