I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Randomize
