So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
