Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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