win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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