You really coming over, don't trick.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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