i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's shark week go big or go home
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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