love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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