What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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