when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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