Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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