I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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