can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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