Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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