Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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