You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
