So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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