well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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