I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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