O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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