Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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