That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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