Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So squirting runs in the family.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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