Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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