Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
