Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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