What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
