I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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