id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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