you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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